Blind man in biker bar

BLIND MAN IN A BIKER BAR

A blind man wanders into an all girls Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for
awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I
think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five
things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously Mister, do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No,
not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."